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Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite pee in the shoe hide when guests come over. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box hack up furballs so curl into a furry donut so where is my slave? I'm getting hungry chase ball of string pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry i am the best or lick butt and make a weird face gnaw the corn cob claws in your leg or meow yet instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Thinking longingly about tuna brine howl uncontrollably for no reason and if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish for mark territory, or meowing non stop for food yet sleep on keyboard, or cough furball. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Chase mice.
Damn that dog flop over, so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard kitty loves pigs present belly, scratch hand when stroked bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Rub face on owner. Lick plastic bags. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot pee in the shoe, yet pee in the shoe and hide when guests come over, for throwup on your pillow fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) meowwww. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor thinking longingly about tuna brine.

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